Funny (But True) Facts.

Thank you Esquire for the New Rules!

Rule No. 752: If someone looks as though he might be on steroids, he's on steroids.

Rule No. 911: Bruschetta is not pronounced "brooshetta".

Rule No. 912 Though if you pronounce it "broosketta", you will seem pretentious.
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Regla No. 752: Si alguien se ve como si tomara esteroides, es porque toma esteroides.

Regla No. 911: Bruschetta no se pronuncia "brushetta".

Regla No. 912: Pero si lo pronuncias como "brusquetta", puedes sonar poco pretencioso.

He aquí, J. G. Ross.

Photo by Matt Van Schie